Jon Scieszka - Time Warp Trio 06 by Tut Tut

Author:Tut, Tut [Tut, Tut]
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
Published: 2012-06-25T22:31:50+00:00

“Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait … a …minute,” said ‘Fred. “I don’t mind a little cologne, but I am not going to put on eye shadow. And that necklace just isn’t me.”

“With a face like yours, a little makeup couldn’t hurt,” said Sam.

“Besides haven’t you ever heard the saying, “When in Rome, do as the Romans’?”

“Everyone will be wearing this—men and women,” I added.

“Number one, we are not in Rome,” said Fred. “And number two, haven’t you ever heard the saying, ‘If everybody else jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge, would you too?”’

We finally talked Fred into a bracelet and a bit of black stuff around his eyes. Sam and I laced up our sneakers. Fred put on his Blue Jays cap, and we followed our guide into the banquet hall.

Hundreds of people were already there, eating, drinking, lounging around on benches and talking. Men and women were dressed in fancy pleated robes with twice as much jewelry and makeup as we had. Some of the women even had smelly cones of waxy stuff on their heads. No one gave us a second look. I wanted to find Thutmose and start figuring out a plan to find Anna and The Book, but Fred, as usual, had other ideas.

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